Thanks for coming over and looking after the cats and sleeper agents. Sorry about the mix-up again, but whoever was putting together the rota for HMLS screwed up and we all ended up going on holiday in the same two-week period. Give the cats one McChicken sandwich every day and just check in on the sleeper agents every 2-3 hours. If you don't hear them screaming, just assume everything's okay and update the spreadsheet with a green box. If there is screaming, update with a red box and we'll deal with it when we get back.
Oh, we had a couple of contest entries which came in for the Saturday strip. It's up to you which one you want to put online. If you like them both, put them both online by all means. The judging panel are in Andorra anyway.
I've attached them here:
|This one's by that Peter Perpovakov I told you about in the pub. He wins a lot, but I think there's something weird going on. Maybe he's Belgian.|
|A first time entry from a Mr Neil Drury. Already displaying a firm grasp of foul language. The KGB are training them well these days.|
If you can find another black and white blank strip laying around, scan it and put it up for next week's contest. Remind everyone reading to send their script to OhBames@gmail.com. Otherwise, just put your feet up, help yourself to milk and trout and treat the place like your own.
HR Administrator/Electrode Cleaner
Her Majesty's Laundry Service
P.S. If the window cleaner comes asking for money, tell him he needs to do a better job next week. We lost an agent because of smear.